Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
my mom likes to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear her
her favorite part is the bonus round when she gets pissed if I yell across the house
double points if she comes over and complains she can’t hear you from four rooms away
triple points if she mistakenly calls you your siblings name but then gets mad when you don’t respond
*for the first time in forever plays off in the distance*
can we just collectively agree as a generation that we aren’t going to care if each other’s houses are clean when we visit bc im gettin real sick of the “the house has to be spotless or our guests will judge us” deal my parents got goin on
none of us in this generation is going to be able to afford a house.
SCIENCE HAS BEEN WRONG BEFORE AND IT WILL BE WRONG AGAIN. IF YOU FAIL TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT SCIENCE IS AN ONGOING PURSUIT OF UNDERSTANDING THE WORLD AROUND US BASED ON THE INFORMATION AVAILABLE AND NOT AN IMMUTABLE OBJECTIVE TRUTH, YOU MAY HAVE MISSED THE PURPOSE OF SCIENCE COMPLETELY.